By abi_vet_student - 13/02/2009 12:42 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
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You gasped...as in...your mouth was wide open for reception?

Shit...literally.

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kbarko 0

There is no way that could be true

You gasped...as in...your mouth was wide open for reception?

Shit...literally.

hhmm..grassy crap in my face or donkeykicked in the balls.... decisions decisions

Obsidianhawk 0

Wow, after reading this I feel so much better about my day.

That`s just terrible luck. F your life indeed.

you work in a milk parlor. FYL

alwaysalady 0

Where do you live? Just curous, cuz I've never seen a milking parlor.

FlavorfulUnicorn 4

That is horrible. But still really funny.