Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I...

By abi_vet_student - 13/2/2009 12:42 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

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By Rayn4u_fml | 0

#1885 - Friday 13 February 2009 16:41

You gasped...as in...your mouth was wide open for reception?

By revolution_fml | 0

#1887 - Friday 13 February 2009 16:52

Shit...literally.

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By kbarko | 0

#1874 - Friday 13 February 2009 16:09

There is no way that could be true

By Rayn4u_fml | 0

#1885 - Friday 13 February 2009 16:41

You gasped...as in...your mouth was wide open for reception?

By revolution_fml | 0

#1887 - Friday 13 February 2009 16:52

Shit...literally.

By supafly208 | 0

#1921 - Friday 13 February 2009 18:34

hhmm..grassy crap in my face or donkeykicked in the balls.... decisions decisions

By Obsidianhawk | 0

#2013 - Saturday 14 February 2009 2:24

Wow, after reading this I feel so much better about my day.

By FMLRabbit | 0

#2180 - Saturday 14 February 2009 17:11

That`s just terrible luck. F your life indeed.

By sillypun | 0

#3162 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 2:00

you work in a milk parlor. FYL

By alwaysalady | 0

#3563 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:42

Where do you live? Just curous, cuz I've never seen a milking parlor.

By FlavorfulUnicorn | 4

#3947 - Thursday 19 February 2009 16:47

That is horrible. But still really funny.