Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
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Comments (200)
KushLife 1
Doesn't matter still had se..... Wait no COCKBLOCK.!
thenoobftw 3
The Misadventure of the COCKBLOCKER.
br0ccoli 15
It's an awkward moment when you intend to help a person in danger only to unknowingly become a threesome participant. Awkward indeed.
Wisc 0
Well said.
naduskalove 3
Lol , Fail
teelovesyou 2
Classy.
j_cat187 20
Public role play sex is the best sex. And you are a cockblock.
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Maybe they shouldn't have been getting it on in an alley... Or maybe you need glasses.
ShadesOfBlue5 9
No shit
Wicked361 8
I bet you were all like, " oh... Um... Yea... I'm just gonna you know... Go. So um... You too continue and I'm leaving..." O.o
Wicked361 8
I'm surprised no one corrected me.. Two*
iloveweed69 7
Oh haaay threesome time~
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I guess when you never have sex or see it, you don't know what it looks like when you see it. I recommend looking at some Internet **** before you attempt to lose that V-card. You may want to have some idea of what to do.
violetsweety 26
Or maybe it looked like he was attacking her ...
chimocho 8
Have you never heard of rape? Amazingly, it is still sex...
perdix 31
#33 -- YouPorn.com, that should help you be able to tell the difference. #42 -- I think it's sexual assault, so it is not really sex, it's a crime.
Llamacod 11
Perdix, while it is a crime rape is still sex, just not consensual sex.
downtime 13
42, I think that would fall under the descriptor "attacking". We have established that wasn't happening. Try to keep up.
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Dude, WTF?! Notice how "sexual assault" has the word SEX in it? The only difference between consensual sex and rape is with rape, the girl/guy doesn't actually want to have SEX with the person trying to have SEX with them. No means no, pal.
RedPillSucks 33
sexual harassment has the word sex in it also, but sex does not necessarily occur. FML denizens. All of perdixs comments must be read with tongue firmly implanted in cheek. (Not the butt cheek either)
twisted_cherub 14
Would Perdix really mind if anyone planted their tongue firmly in his butt cheeks? I doubt it. No offense, Perdix. You just seem like you don't mind people doing a little ass licking/kissing. Who does?