Today, after I'd remembered to start writing a list of my PTSD...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 22:00

Today, after I'd remembered to start writing a list of my PTSD symptoms for my shrink, because I'm extremely forgetful, it finally took me three days to remember to write down forgetfulness. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 22:15

Do you remember where you put the list?

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Wednesday 7 August 2019 22:31

*forgets you have a shrink*

Fata Morgana 1029 9

Thursday 8 August 2019 10:37

Be gentle with yourself. The important part is that you DID remember. I wish you the best.

Meghan Mayhugh 5

Thursday 8 August 2019 14:48

I’m right there with ya. It sucks.

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