Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
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mock17 5
If it was a Nokia it would have survived
gee41896 10
Calling it would've been a better decision.
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Comments (63)
amDes 11
I just did that yesterday trying to find my remote in my sheets. It ended up hitting my mirror across the room! Thanks god it didn't break.
jackiemora 18
Yeah, I would have just carefully lifted the sheets for it to fall on the bed. But oh well lesson learned OP.
iChompYa 18
Terrible series of unfortunate events, hopefully it was able to be revived
anythingmustbe 18
Well when you lost it I bet you did not think its number was up did you? I am guessing that both of you felt run down after that ordeal. Well if it did break, you must be really wired up about it but hopefully you had warranty and was of some comfort to you. Well water are you going to do?
anythingmustbe 18
Could someone please tell me why my comment has been down-voted?
dramaelf 37
Those are the days you realize the universe hates you.
saxybandgeek 14
Did that today except it landed in a box on the floor instead
CanadianCutie22 16
yikes!!!
perdix 31
Unless it gives you solace to blow money replacing phones, I'd say your comforter acted ironically.
DDCA 24
Look before you leap.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Swish! 3 points!