Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
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Top comments
mock17 5
If it was a Nokia it would have survived
gee41896 10
Calling it would've been a better decision.
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Comments (63)
StEpHiE1226 12
SONOFABITCH. I hate that.
greenfishbait 19
GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
vbmg152 19
Couldn't do that again if you tried!
Twisted_Angel 17
damn... talk about deadly force.
AlexiAwesome 10
Nemooo!!! Nooo!!
gimmicksz 9
Someone obviously doesn't care about their phone, too bad it didn't hit the wall..
rita91 5
At least you got a hole in one, hope you have insurance
Eitom88 4
Now you can get a new phone!
zilla52 12
if you cared about your phone you would have known. where it was
1crabbygirl 10
There's no substitute for delicacy in some matters. Don't always shake it like a Polaroid picture. In fact, you aren't really supposed to shake Polaroid pictures 'like a Polaroid picture'.