Love and Holidays: Sobering.

Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By brokenatthebar - 24/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Carleton

Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML

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By P4ntless - 26/10/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML

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On the sauce

By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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interesting33 36

Friday 10 August 2018 18:05

over text? that is so not ok. and whilst you are on holiday?

EILIABNMAD 7

Thursday 13 September 2018 19:22

She sounds like a bitch thotinator. It stings now OP, but at least she showed her true colors before you gave anymore time and affection to her. Now just get even more drunk with your TRUE friends, and enjoy your vacation time! ☼ Stay be safe though and don't drive!

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interesting33 36

Friday 10 August 2018 18:05

over text? that is so not ok. and whilst you are on holiday?

EILIABNMAD 7

Thursday 13 September 2018 19:22

WeirdUS 29

Thursday 13 September 2018 20:01

That's harsh to do that on vacation. On the other hand do you have a habbit of drunk texting calling ect? Definetly feels like there is more to it like anything that may have led up to it.

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 13 September 2018 20:09

Joke's on her though, right? Hoepfully you're not going to stay friends with her after this.

blightsight 10

Thursday 13 September 2018 20:15

Now you have free reign to flirt

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 13 September 2018 21:06

At least now you have more time to finish that project your manager gave you.

tounces7 27

Friday 14 September 2018 5:41

Dump her as a friend. Two can play that game.

gramie 8

Friday 14 September 2018 14:44

I would bet that she fell for someone else, and decided to use this safe occasion, when OP is far away, to break up. She may even have been cheating on him for a while, it's quite possible. She was just with OP until someone better came along. Because if she really was a friend, she wouldn't have done it like this.