By Jamie - 20/09/2013 00:47 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
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Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

To get free donuts... We've been over this

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Well at least you know it's legit

Really what was your first hint?

DISCRIMINATION!!!

OR maybe it wasn't real... And he was trying to make you feel bad after your comment

Why would someone lie about having to where an eye patch?

To get free donuts... We've been over this

Or maybe it was real…cause they have a purpose too.

I'm just happy to hear Krispy Kreme still exists because they've all closed around here

Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

and just to be sure its not make up, poke it a couple times.

Also, you have to call "black jack no sue back" before him or he can sue you. Sorry, OP, but it's the law, and a second grader taught it to me so you know it's the truth.

I hope he got the free dozen doughnuts. If anyone deserves them he does, he's more of a real life pirate than anyone in a costume.

Me Sassypants. Had to laugh when I read this. Another thing wrong with America people judge without knowing.

It's not like you knew it was real, just forget about it and move on.

Hahaha that's alright just laugh and make a joke about it!

I have a feeling if you made another joke about the eye patch things would not end well.

Captain Ahab is not pleased.

double that man free donuts

Honest mistake OP!

Hopefully he can see the fun in that! ;)

Well aren't you an arrrrrsehole then!

Eye see what you did there.