Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like...

By Jamie - 20/9/2013 00:47 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

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By dawood_k | 27

#5681497 - Friday 20 September 2013 8:52

Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

By CharresBarkrey | 15

#5681535 - Friday 20 September 2013 9:40

To get free donuts... We've been over this

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By jasdanu | 12

#5681493 - Friday 20 September 2013 8:51

Well at least you know it's legit

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5681524 - Friday 20 September 2013 9:22

Really what was your first hint?

Gingerette | 8

#5682485 - Saturday 21 September 2013 1:59

DISCRIMINATION!!!

By Zambowi | 15

#5681496 - Friday 20 September 2013 8:52

OR maybe it wasn't real... And he was trying to make you feel bad after your comment

SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5681525 - Friday 20 September 2013 9:24

Why would someone lie about having to where an eye patch?

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5681535 - Friday 20 September 2013 9:40

To get free donuts... We've been over this

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5681578 - Friday 20 September 2013 10:57

Or maybe it was real…cause they have a purpose too.

Zimmington | 21

#5682606 - Saturday 21 September 2013 3:35

I'm just happy to hear Krispy Kreme still exists because they've all closed around here

By dawood_k | 27

#5681497 - Friday 20 September 2013 8:52

Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

tiernang | 21

#5681554 - Friday 20 September 2013 10:04

and just to be sure its not make up, poke it a couple times.

MrSassypants | 32

#5681600 - Friday 20 September 2013 12:04

Also, you have to call "black jack no sue back" before him or he can sue you. Sorry, OP, but it's the law, and a second grader taught it to me so you know it's the truth.