By Jamie - 20/09/2013 00:47 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
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dawood_k 27
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Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

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CharresBarkrey 15

To get free donuts... We've been over this

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jasdanu 12
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Well at least you know it's legit

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SweetasCandy0609 28
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Really what was your first hint?

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Gingerette 8

DISCRIMINATION!!!

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Zambowi 15

OR maybe it wasn't real... And he was trying to make you feel bad after your comment

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SweetasCandy0609 28
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Why would someone lie about having to where an eye patch?

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CharresBarkrey 15

To get free donuts... We've been over this

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Or maybe it was real…cause they have a purpose too.

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Zimmington 21

I'm just happy to hear Krispy Kreme still exists because they've all closed around here

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dawood_k 27
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Shame on you, you should always lift the eyepatch and make sure before doubting someone

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tiernang 21
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and just to be sure its not make up, poke it a couple times.

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MrSassypants 32
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Also, you have to call "black jack no sue back" before him or he can sue you. Sorry, OP, but it's the law, and a second grader taught it to me so you know it's the truth.

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Caitie_kid 8
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I hope he got the free dozen doughnuts. If anyone deserves them he does, he's more of a real life pirate than anyone in a costume.

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Bcfrmkc816 17
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Me Sassypants. Had to laugh when I read this. Another thing wrong with America people judge without knowing.

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luckytaim 15
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It's not like you knew it was real, just forget about it and move on.

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maryaalhindi 9
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Hahaha that's alright just laugh and make a joke about it!

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thefella 10
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I have a feeling if you made another joke about the eye patch things would not end well.

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crushedone 7
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Captain Ahab is not pleased.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

double that man free donuts

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kumarina 35
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Honest mistake OP!

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TiroC 25
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Hopefully he can see the fun in that! ;)

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lbrown66 12
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Well aren't you an arrrrrsehole then!

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jerryj 27
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Eye see what you did there.

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