Miscellaneous: Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling,...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 12:49 - India

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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MasterHurricane 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:03

next time, dont take shit from anyone.

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I hope you threw your poo back?

Comments

Bdubs21 4

Tuesday 24 June 2014 12:23

Some people need go back on evolution and start flinging poop again, if you can't be bothered to use your "highly developed" brain. Of course they have internet and phone service in India, you dumb shit, that's where you will find all of the IT centers and the country is not underdeveloped