Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
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D J's MOM 17
running to close it got you sprayed. slow movements don't freak them out. I know. I have one outside that will eat a cookie out of my hand now because I move cautiously around him. I named him Pepe. lol
Bogrbon 27
Note: bleach will chemically break down the thiols in that skunk smell into sulfoxides which don't stink. Just don't use it on you or things that might get damaged.
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D J's MOM 17
running to close it got you sprayed. slow movements don't freak them out. I know. I have one outside that will eat a cookie out of my hand now because I move cautiously around him. I named him Pepe. lol
Bogrbon 27
Note: bleach will chemically break down the thiols in that skunk smell into sulfoxides which don't stink. Just don't use it on you or things that might get damaged.
Wanderlei Santos 11
get deskunk shampoo at Walmart. works like magic.