FML : Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his...

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Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CrappyLuck / Thursday 4 August 2011 02:43 / United States

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By flockz | 19

#3035784 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:55

should of slathered him in pepto.

By iheartkanye | 8

#3035867 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Shit happens

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By flockz | 19

#3035784 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:55

should of slathered him in pepto.

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soccergurl95 | 8

#3035926 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:04

Shit balls, that's a rough one.

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EarAcheMyEYE10 | 2

#3035931 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:04

At least he didn't piss on you too!

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J0gby | 0

#3036014 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:12

well then he wasnt REALLY constipated now was he...

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tybtab | 5

#3036145 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:28

that is a shitty situation.

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VVeetard | 8

#3036180 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:33

Scared shitless.

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VeroAnne | 11

#3036302 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:50

You were shit outta luck :(

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flockz | 19

#3036342 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:54

you guys must think your hot shit huh?

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YourEvilHero | 12

#3036476 - Thursday 4 August 2011 10:11

all of your responses are quite... "shitty"

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flockz | 19

#3036493 - Thursday 4 August 2011 10:12

dont say shit like that. i'll fuck your shit up!

ok im done.

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juicedboi | 7

#3036530 - Thursday 4 August 2011 10:18

"Insert witty pun involving the word "shit" here".

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Soloman212 | 28

#3036560 - Thursday 4 August 2011 10:25

Juiced, you might want to reconsider that "witty" part.

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FarSide | 22

#3039007 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:24

Was the diaper wrapped THAT tight??

Next time, take junior outside next to a dumpster and save your $25 bucks.

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i13Zero | 5

#3039354 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:16

Oh no! $25!

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UnicornHunter | 12

#3052868 - Saturday 6 August 2011 20:53

OP, who gives a shit?

By ReptarSwag | 4

#3035792 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:56

what a shity day huh??

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itsbritneybixchh | 0

#3035992 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:09

Haha bunny funny.

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xXSillyLoveXx | 0

#3036166 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:30

What a shitty comment, huh?

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rarrar321 | 3

#3036786 - Thursday 4 August 2011 11:42

organic Butt plus suck!

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VeraJK | 12

#3038203 - Thursday 4 August 2011 17:17

61-WTF?

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Gruv3r14 | 1

#3038584 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:34

Well, it was only $25.

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partyfool2011 | 4

#3039485 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:41

For $25 it better have been the most righteous of deuces!

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cheeser9 | 0

#3042896 - Friday 5 August 2011 8:36

*BA-DUM-CHH*

By jessesgirl14 | 16

#3035794 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:56

A tablespoon of karo syrup in 8 oz of liquid should help.... Or miralax! Anything to help him go...

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cc_the_beast | 6

#3037397 - Thursday 4 August 2011 14:38

Castor oil is quite literally the shit. All the bub would need is a couple of drops.

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partyfool2011 | 4

#3039503 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:44

I think op is trying to say that a filled diaper caused the babies constipation.

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itsharkley | 8

#3047645 - Friday 5 August 2011 23:52

3 kiwis is the natural way to go

By idontcare8l | 3

#3035801 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:56

Thats shitty

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BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#3036030 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:13

A shit joke, really clever

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idontcare8l | 3

#3036172 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:31

I hear poop i say shitt what can i say

By LizzJizz | 16

#3035811 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:57

Lol well coulda been worse...coulda payed 1000

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lulututu | 4

#3035872 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

That's what I'm thinking.

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hellokat1 | 0

#3036077 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:18

Yea look on the bright side, $25 isn't that much and at least your baby isn't constipated anymore.

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jelmermcgee | 8

#3038904 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:13

what I was thinking. 25 whole dollars huh?

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Ketchup_Castle | 30

#3214265 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:04

Well, that's one way to look at it. But, yeah. $25 really isn't that much money for a doctor's visit.

By jmatx | 0

#3035815 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:57

Thats a shity situation

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dreamering | 16

#3036032 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:13

No shit Sherlock.

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flockz | 19

#3036201 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:36

6- I bet you think your hot shit for making that comment.

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omgcookeys | 15

#3036211 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:37

6- that was a pretty shitty comment you posted.

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flockz | 19

#3036280 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:44

ok we need to stop or we're gonna scare him shitless with all these shitty comments.

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dreamering | 16

#3036335 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:53

How can you stop the shit?

Oh wait; butt plugs up to certain level.

By halofan48 | 0

#3035821 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:58

Refunds accepted???

By Stylin_Since_97 | 10

#3035836 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:58

I would've hugged the doctor in return for his precious time

By XxgreymoonxX | 8

#3035865 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

xD maybe he wanted an audience?

By iheartkanye | 8

#3035867 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Shit happens

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