Cars, Awkward, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in...

By whatnot - 04/08/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

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By Carnage23 - 05/06/2016 12:38 - Germany - Herborn

Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By thoughtidseenitall - 02/02/2013 01:01 - United States - Englewood

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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Not now

By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By mrteacher - 21/08/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML

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Little twit

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old brother asked me what "horny" meant whilst in the car with my parents. When I wouldn't tell him what it meant he screamed, "I'm getting horny!" at the top of his lungs, and told my parents that I told him to say it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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Don't get involved

By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00

Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML

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SirBedevere 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:08

Well son, that's just how some men like to have a good time.

zinoxity 23

Thursday 4 August 2011 12:06

Let's hope your kid doesn't try it out.

Comments

THOMASisMYname 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:36

well, he had to figure it out somehow.

Riley97 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:28

Nice picture. :) haha

workaholik 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:02

Sick bastards...can anyone say we're looking more and more like Sodom and Gomorrah?!

jlh2283 1

Friday 5 August 2011 0:25

Sex while not driving is dangerous, you always get caught! However, sex while driving you don't because ppl pay attention to the road and not other ppls cars. I recommend a slow highway with no other drivers or city streets at night. Traffic jams may seem like the best time to get off but it's really a casualty of indecent exposure.

Peacewind 0

Friday 5 August 2011 0:49

Lawl! Of course this took place in Ontario. I bet it was in Mississauga or Oshawa. Ive seen it happen exactly like that in both those places.

MonkeyGirl17844 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:24

Omg.... What did you say!

emo_devon 11

Friday 5 August 2011 2:43

OP, sorry that happened...

sueannpalma 7

Friday 5 August 2011 3:33

oh god that's horrible hhis did you explain that one to the kid

maddie2015 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:10

Awkward.

Blahborg 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:24

Your face is awkward

narutouzumakiii 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:12

hey wasssssup

Georgies_Mommy 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:40

Oh dear god... U must have been horrified! Lol... Where's a cop when u need one hehe...

badactor009 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:44

You don't have to explain everything to a kid that age. Just say " I don't know". Then talk about something else. Also, you should have called the police. People should not have sex where children can see them.