Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!
qazaq 1
Toe nail?
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Comments (207)
22jrdn55 15
You jumped on my once, now I'm gonna make you suffer by stabbing you at night! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! OP, you clearly need to stop eating on your bed and clean you room more often!
soopafreak 11
Ever considered that you might be a sleepwalker?
rebelzomm 10
If op were a sleepwalker and got his/her feet injured while doing so, would there not be bloody footprints considering op woke up On the bed?
vindi_fml 3
That would increase the spookiness exponentially.
ChuckNorrisTacos 5
I used to sleep in beds like you.. But then I took an invisible arrow to the foot.
Jennielee 6
HI larious!
MrSaxMan 0
Get a tempurpedic
fruit_flies 0
Haha nice
stormchaser24 24
Just take off you sheets etc. and wash them and shake them out. Or buy a new set.
xSorry_fml 10
Oh sorry. Must have left my needles on the bed while climbing underneath it to eat your lipsticks.
Dcm210 19
do you have a cat,with sharp claws?
ScubaSteve96 0
Thats some "paranormal activity".
THE_A_TEEN 28
'Freddy Krueger' has been doing some activity with his foot fetish controlling his life. Better watch out, op.
Random_ChickXD 0
Wow. I'd be scared too....