Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!
qazaq 1
Toe nail?
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Comments (207)
Rosalie_Haostn 0
Actually something could have bitten you. A bug of some sort. Clean up everything especially your bed.
1badjuju 6
57 That's exactly what I was thinking.
holybuckets 0
Scorpion!
thepurpleorange 0
Wear shoes to bed. :] problem solved.
liber 9
those damn musquitoes took it to far this time!...
relohel 2
You were just abducted by aliens. It's fine.
creedaddict 9
You ever seen the movie The Resident with Hillary Swank? Be scared be very scared lolol
dzjx 1
omg lol where he goes in her room and watches her that is scary, if i remember correctly does he inject her in her toe as well?
ScubaSteve96 0
That is some "Paranormal Activity".
Spazz420 7
Do u have a cat?
brick_man33 14
the under pant gnomes strike again.
AlexRen 21
Ghost Stabbing at least it wasn't ghost rape.
cupcake1123 0
don't let the bed bugs bite :D