weirdedout
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asked, "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Canuckboy
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Inference
Today, a few weeks after coming out to my parents, my mother randomly asked me, "Your father and I have tried anal sex a few times, but it hurts too much. D'you have any advice on what to do?" FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
dpl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Told_You_So
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Badkitty14
Mississauga, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Issues
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
TheMike23
Winter Garden, United States
Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
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IWorkInAStore 0
awwwwkwarrrrd, well, did you?
randomdude1234 0
Mom? do you ever feel not so fresh... you know.... down there.
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This_or_that 0
66- epic win
ke59100 1
hahahahaahaha
kroms001_fml 0
you should have told her no, that you have been practicing and making sure all of the bases are covered with all of your male and female friends... than state that all the boys say they think condoms cause pregnancy and so does pulling out... "they keep yelling cream pie, and all the people watching chant it like at a sporting event... sex IS fun mommy."
Muhare 0
probably not a random question.
MiloC_fml 3
Perfect opportunity to find out moms position on anal sex. No big deal
RedPillSucks 33
kawaiicreole , Was it "Our bodies, ourselves"? My daughter freaked out when I tried to bring it up, so the book was the way to go... My son asked too many damn questions. And he wanted to bring the book to school for "show and tell".
icecreamlol 0
where did my comment go THIS time?
alex0689 1
66 ur a loser
RedPillSucks 33
Responses. 1. So, does oral sex mean "talking about it"? and anal sex means "talking about it too much"? 2. My birth control method is prayer. Is that OK? 3. No, mom. I have intimacy ANSWERS. If YOU have some questions, however, I'm all ears...
johnjack87 0
53 shut up nobody cares!!