Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asked, "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Inference
Today, a few weeks after coming out to my parents, my mother randomly asked me, "Your father and I have tried anal sex a few times, but it hurts too much. D'you have any advice on what to do?" FML
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Issues
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
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IWorkInAStore 0
awwwwkwarrrrd, well, did you?
randomdude1234 0
Mom? do you ever feel not so fresh... you know.... down there.
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Comments (127)
Trixies100 0
#66 ur not funny!! But what u are is some gay ass mother ****** who thinks he is funny.
glitterbabe224 0
hahaha(: that's not an fml. my mom talks about sex sometimes, an it's really not that awkward . we kinda just laugh it off. but I guess it depends on your age.
hazelkee 0
aw that's cute. my moms been doing that since I was ten :)
suddendeath4019 0
join the club
dugumit 0
why didn't u say yes and ask "does dad stick it in your ass"?
justj2010 0
At least she asked. Be grateful and think of another thing to post on fml.
fellie_fml 0
Your mum's probably reading this FML and getting all sorts of ideas for your next traffic light conversation
FpsDoug 0
BOOM HEADSHOT!!
kennythedude 3
There should be a section for awkward FMLs, because this is completely awkward.
vballgirl512 0
hahahahahahahahahaha@66