FML : Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing...

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheMike23 - / Monday 11 January 2016 05:28 / United States - Winter Garden

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By Yimpish | 15

#6507528 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:25

You should respond in the deepest voice you can muster, "Great how about you?"

By Railroader | 16

#6507527 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:22

I get confused with Sasquatch all the time so don't worry about it.

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By gsam99 | 20

#6507524 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:19

When I was younger, people always thought I was a guy. Sorry, op. FYL. :/

EvilTurtle | 35

#6507553 - Monday 11 January 2016 03:04

Don't worry OP, I always get confused for a piece of shit.

sammiaaron | 16

#6507625 - Monday 11 January 2016 04:23

same^

PolarBearActual | 4

#6508021 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 12:53

Damn 13...

tiger820 | 20

#6508110 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 03:09

that's what I was thinking. it's one thing for a boy to be confused as a girl cause he'll be handsome. but when a girl looks like a guy or vise versa your fucked......

cheeeksss | 29

#6508232 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 06:46

You used 'vice versa' incorrectly. It made your last sentence contradict your initial point.

By junjunbun | 28

#6507525 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:21

Sorry dude, that got to suck. Maybe change your appearance a bit to look more manly?

Baustigt | 40

#6507545 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:47

Some excellent advice! To help you on your quest to become a man here are some no-fail tactics you can try. 1. Grow a chest hair. Just one will do. Make sure it's long enough to twirl thoughtfully in your fingers while you ponder the existential questions. 2. Rustle some cattle. Or a chicken. Or buy one from the supermarket. It doesn't really matter, as long as you cook it outdoors in your manliest apron. 3. Invest in a pair of steel cap boots. The longer you wear them, the manlier you'll be. Impress your lovers with boots in the bedroom. Bask in the admiration of onlookers with boots in the pool.

Jake42100 | 17

#6507610 - Monday 11 January 2016 04:11

11 you win for the three tips,I got a good laugh from them

kaitlynjane | 28

#6507694 - Monday 11 January 2016 06:03

Your profile picture makes your comment even better.

By Railroader | 16

#6507527 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:22

I get confused with Sasquatch all the time so don't worry about it.

Delta_0DST | 12

#6507611 - Monday 11 January 2016 04:12

How the ** do you get mistaken for Sasquatch? Sorry, but that img amuses me.

sammiaaron | 16

#6507627 - Monday 11 January 2016 04:25

#3; omg hahahahaha

Railroader | 16

#6508057 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 01:21

I've got big feet and I'm rather hairy lol

By Yimpish | 15

#6507528 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:25

You should respond in the deepest voice you can muster, "Great how about you?"

By geekpower_fml | 28

#6507529 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:27

Maybe she just wasn't really paying any attention to you both and just properly looked at your mum?

By Baustigt | 40

#6507531 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:27

I knew that saleswoman was lying when she said that skirt was a kilt!

By Brighton_Cruz | 20

#6507532 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:27

Take that as a conpliment OP. That's good. Unless you're really fat.

A07 | 47

#6507543 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:41

I've heard people say all guys are assholes, but all guys are fat??

By Fmelikeuhateme | 22

#6507533 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:27

Long hair? Baby face? I know how that sucks :

By negb | 30

#6507546 - Monday 11 January 2016 02:47

My boyfriend and I went to PINK at Christmas and the lady came up behind us and said "can I help you ladies?" And my boyfriend turned around and said "wow that was harsh." She was so embarrassed but we just found it funny. He has long hair but he's a pretty big guy and was wearing baggy clothes so I think she was probably just not paying attention. Same probably goes for your waitress, OP.