By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
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Yimpish 15

You should respond in the deepest voice you can muster, "Great how about you?"

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Railroader 16

I get confused with Sasquatch all the time so don't worry about it.

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gsam99 20

When I was younger, people always thought I was a guy. Sorry, op. FYL. :/

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EvilTurtle 35

Don't worry OP, I always get confused for a piece of shit.

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tiger820 20

that's what I was thinking. it's one thing for a boy to be confused as a girl cause he'll be handsome. but when a girl looks like a guy or vise versa your ******......

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cheeeksss 29

You used 'vice versa' incorrectly. It made your last sentence contradict your initial point.

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junjunbun 28

Sorry dude, that got to suck. Maybe change your appearance a bit to look more manly?

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Jake42100 17

11 you win for the three tips,I got a good laugh from them

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kaitlynjane 28

Your profile picture makes your comment even better.

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Railroader 16

I get confused with Sasquatch all the time so don't worry about it.

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Delta_0DST 12

How the ** do you get mistaken for Sasquatch? Sorry, but that img amuses me.

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Railroader 16

I've got big feet and I'm rather hairy lol

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Yimpish 15

You should respond in the deepest voice you can muster, "Great how about you?"

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geekpower_fml 28

Maybe she just wasn't really paying any attention to you both and just properly looked at your mum?

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Brighton_Cruz 20

Take that as a conpliment OP. That's good. Unless you're really fat.

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A07 48

I've heard people say all guys are assholes, but all guys are fat??

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

Long hair? Baby face? I know how that sucks :

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negb 30

My boyfriend and I went to PINK at Christmas and the lady came up behind us and said "can I help you ladies?" And my boyfriend turned around and said "wow that was harsh." She was so embarrassed but we just found it funny. He has long hair but he's a pretty big guy and was wearing baggy clothes so I think she was probably just not paying attention. Same probably goes for your waitress, OP.

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LowExpectations 30

Don't worry OP, happened to me once back when I had Chris Hemsworth hair. She was most likely not really paying attention to you.

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vegantreegirl 26

Yikes. Sorry that happened. When I was a waitress I learned real quick not to mention genders. I avoided saying miss or sir and NEVER said Maam as many women would act like you're the devil incarnate for calling them that. I just say "how are you?" or "How can I help you?" etc

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MariaGiovanni 25

yeah unless it was very obvious (boobs, dress redlipstick) I didn't say genders

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ThrottleJockey 35

Coming from a server; boobs, dress, and makeup doesn't mean it's a female.

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