Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
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Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
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xwendifferx 16
You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.
Tooorrriii3 22
You didn't even check the signs..?
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Comments (58)
IJG2000 16
OP your name is literally what I would've said myself. Not sure why your dad did that joke to you, but wasn't there some signs on the door to indicate which genders it is?
patrickeli 15
Now you know not to trust your dad.
stupidface15 16
maybe your dad was right. maybe it was just a crazy hobo man who bitch slapped you
FemskyD 26
Haha i think you rely on your dad a bit to often for your age ?
Mysterious_one 26
op will have trust issues his whole life
pastel_fml 18
Hilarious! You know how to read though, right?
Mr_Saikaly 35
Can't you read?
DJviper_fml 5
too desperate to check the signs. I feel for you OP
browneyed_72 19
If it was just an honest mistake, I don't get why anyone would slap you just for walking into the wrong bathroom for a second.
bibobobonnor 8
#21 girls often assume that any guy going into the girl's bathroom, couldn't be an accident, they're just a pervert
Zebediabolical 45
My cousin used to carry around tape and black construction paper triangles in his schoolbag. He loved to tape skirts on the mens room icons. Many a scream or slap was heard.
BlindlyWandering 17
have you seen the YouTube prank where there's girls in both bathrooms, and each time the guy walks in the "men's" they switch the signs? good stuff, lol
telli164 30
Your dad is awesome. You should have checked :P