Miscellaneous: Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones...

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

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By Cerezo - 22/11/2009 15:39 - Guatemala

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By mississippi123 - 06/08/2012 05:41 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

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Toxic people

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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A mind of its own

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 05:02

Today, I realized I'm getting fat. When going for a drive, I plugged my phone in to listen to music. I put the phone in my lap to start driving and my gut changed the song. FML

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Turtles 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:08

You were riding ...on your car?

FML_FYL_YDI 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.

Comments

Walrus21 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:21

YDI for being fat, its totaly obvious. And if you disagree its because you are fat to and trying to hide it

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:22

when shall I order the assassins to come?

excusemydust 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:39

i think the real issue here is that her parents made her ride on top of the car. that's totally illegal. if mitt romney can't do it with his dog, her parents can't do it with her.

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:46

that is good why to see how people feel about you though but that is sucks alot.

greatghost 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:48

Stop eavesdropping then.

wilberp3 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:11

That's ****** up

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:35

KARMA, you should not ignore them, you should do what I do and nod your head and atleast pretend to listen. "

whoaelena 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:46

Oi the comments here are insane. I was on this one antipsychotic that blew me up 60 pounds I went off it to an older one and was losing weight until they put me on the one I'm on now. Now I'm at a weight where I don't gain or lose weight. Sucks big time. I eat small meals and exercise but nothing works.