A mind of its own

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 05:02

Today, I realized I'm getting fat. When going for a drive, I plugged my phone in to listen to music. I put the phone in my lap to start driving and my gut changed the song. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 021
You deserved it 447

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Time to change more than just the song!

Keep at it. A prehensile gut could be trained into a useful talent.

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Time to change more than just the song!

Keep at it. A prehensile gut could be trained into a useful talent.

Go to the gym! You can listen to your music there too.