By mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States 5 1 20 93 Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML I agree, your life sucks 52 614 You deserved it 16 011 Tweet Share
By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States 3 3 13 82 Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 376 You deserved it 9 163 Tweet Share
By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States 6 0 16 32 Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 399 You deserved it 2 871 Tweet Share