Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, despite my insistence that I didn't need her, my mom showed up at my door to move in to "help out" after my wife's death. I refused to let her in, so now she's staying at a hotel, and the whole family is angry at me. FML
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML
Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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Top comments
soiree_fml 0
FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :
mrlucky4444 0
you have great taste in women
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Comments (284)
anonymous3000_fml 0
dude, that if f*ed up.
Ahka123 0
I'm so sorry for your loss:(
wordgirl 0
She's an ass. What the heck is wrong with people? You should have said to her, "THAT'S RIGHT, SELFISH BI*CH. I'M NOT GOING TO BE ANY HELP TO YOU BECAUSE MY SISTER JUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEED." Don't waste your life being disappointed by someone who obviously doesn't care about your family and maybe not even you. I'm sorry to hear that she did that. Why don't you stealthily plot revenge? Or better yet, take a tip from the comments section here. There are plenty jerky men to advise you how to treat a woman like garbage. This one just might deserve it.
heyred 11
I am dooryard for your loss. Did your wife blurt that out in shock? Did she ever retract it? In my book, your sibling dying suddenly means that any social plans are canceled. WTF was she thinking?!
heyred 11
Dooryard = sorry. Damn you, spellcheck - damn you!! / shaking fist
Wolfex999 0
Wow, your wife's a dick. I'm so sorry your sister died, I would be sooo sad. I hope your wife says sorry.
OperationNicole_fml 0
What the **** are you doing on FML the day your sister died? Shouldn't you be busy mourning and being with family?
Stumblebum30 5
sorry for your loss OP. :-(
niamah 11
I'm so sorry for your loss. My condolences to you and your family. This is further testimony agains the age old value of not hitting women. Give your wife a bitch slap. She deserves it. Maybe then she'll realise what's has happened
bordercolliemom 0
sorry about your loss and your wifes heartless response
go_SENS_go_fml 3
Toutes mes condoléances pour votre perte..