Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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colton_colton 50
Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then
Enslaved 38
She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?
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Comments (88)
juicy_extasy 25
Ouch! Maybe try to improve the communication between you and your GF to avoid this?!
Thatissarcastic 17
Oh cum on.
Enslaved 38
She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?
withered 30
"Difficult". From my experience women who say that just have bad lovers who don't give a shit about their pleasure. Ofc achieving an ****** in 2min is difficult for women.
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
Playing never have I ever?
trucker2 33
49.99 electro shock therapy...instant hardcore ****** and complete refresher course on commutation
Grayness_ 26
What the actually ****..
trucker2 33
Lol, 50 shades of not for you
kalbrek009 20
Commutation? Hope you meant communication. Lol
trucker2 33
Bad Siri, bad !
revidffum69 22
You need to eat that pussy before you give her the D.
homtravel 10
Men tend to assume women have orgasms during sex. Moaning doesn't necessarily means they are having an ****** but they are enjoying the process. Well the sex ends when men have their ****** right? So u have to try to get hers hers before you do.
the_real_dvd 21
Who says sex has to end after the man orgasms?
kalbrek009 20
Mine has never ended that way, I've just kept going. Not all men go flacid afterward.
revidffum69 22
You also need to ask her what feels good and what doesn't. She can guide you to give her the big O. Keep working. Every girl is different.
beeferjay 34
ahh, deweyboy deweyboy. when you learn the art of the female ******, you will officially be deweyMAN
laden_swallow09 35
I think that says more about her than it does you, OP.