Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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Top comments
Lizzy86 0
time to lay off the hallucinants dude.
Theoderage 3
What the hell??? That does suck!
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Comments (221)
Theoderage 3
What the hell??? That does suck!
YeahFMLxX 0
Paoli is a bitch son!
kppadgett 0
boy, this is america... the right thing to say is 'get the guns!'
ffmmllyaya 0
yup cuz only americans are stupid enough to get guns against termites
Cjw1220 0
******' stereotypes. Not all americans are gun-toting rednecks.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
i smell a porno coming on o.O
XxJaydaxX 3
not all rednecks are "gun totin"
donkeyslap 0
That definitely sounds worse than finding a spider in the drain.
whoisthisgirl 4
both are just gross...
mousepad41 0
but he was bathing with HUGE ANTSSS
Lizzy86 0
time to lay off the hallucinants dude.
nazipunksfuckoff 9
*Hallucinogens
Good_old_Grim 8
One horror movie scenario coming up!
Spongii101 12
Coming soon to a cinema near you... 'ATTACK OF THE KILLER BATHROOM-LURKING ANTS!' Bathtime will never be the same again...
43trauts 14
Ha, I was just thinking that!
warsun 27
Based on a true story
Dabamash 0
I would have done the same...and i'm a bloke.
hilda_kitty 16
Bloke? ... Are you English by any chance? =P
Indiana_fml 4
*rofl* Just last night I played the Flashgame "Neverending Light". It's about a guided tour into a cavern who is then attacked, brutally slaughtered and eaten by giant ant-like creatures. Can't imagine how I would have reacted if this had happened to me right after finishing that game Ô.o
sportastef 0
OMG I would just about die if that happened. I think a call to the exterminator is apppropriate. I also hope you don't have roommates...
analeigh_fml 0
I would have done the same thing.
love_fml 0
OH MY GOD.....
asttro_boy 0
scary shit!
fattypie101 0
u r not cool