Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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mpsteve137 15
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
Vekzzza 6
Actions speak louder than words??
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Comments (88)
studdmuffin1990 7
As a complete third party I would suggest maybe not putting him on the spot. For a lot of guys love is scary whereas girls dream about it growing up
MrsUresti 8
Why would love be scary for guys?
burtonbullet 10
17-while it doesn't apply to all men, love tends to go hand-in-hand with commitment, which tends to frighten some people. I'm guessing OPs boyfriend has commitment issues?
Sidel 11
what makes you think that love can't be scary for girls too?
MrsUresti 8
Oh I see
studdmuffin1990 7
Let's just say guys don't grow up planning there wedding and dreaming of romantic first dates. Girls just tend to b more into that I guess.
narrowords 18
30, get over it already. It's called a stereotype, this particular one having a lot of basis in reality. Everyone knows there are exceptions.
Sidel 11
it's just that pretty much every time someone says "girls do..." I don't. I know it's stereotypes, but still, I find it quite annoying. I can't remember ever planning my wedding since I find that stuff boring, and the best first date I can imagine is going out for a pizza.
nosleepforbella 0
I agree. It just makes him feel cornered and pressured.
roseXthorns 8
Guess he doesn't want to hear you. That, or maybe he thought it was the tv and couldn't hear.
crimsonprodigy 15
Darker than Black ;)
crimsonprodigy 15
Ehh ***kuroshitsuju , that's what it was, nice profile pic lol.
crimsonprodigy 15
Well he's either having a bad day, or being an asshole, then again I haven't said that phrase in a long time so its actually a guy thing to be honest... Don't take it too badly, unless he treats you wrongly.
jerryk 2
Most people in my experience overuse the word "love" maybe he wasn't ready and didn't know how to say?
blonde_inlove 5
Mean, but funny at the same time ._.
Haha_no_123 11
Take that as a no
charlielara 4
Did you refuse to make him a sandwich?
le_troll 0
Lol
wironandine 8
That's awkward of YOU to ask. Id do the same.
studdmuffin1990 7
Right on
crimsonprodigy 15
Except the guy's reaction to that isn't exactly respectful. I like TV but really, it would make more sense to atleast kiss your girl if you aren't going to say anything. Hell, that's what I would do ;) Then again, maybe the guy was acting all "alpha" and succeded at being a badass considering it got on FML. Lol
flockz 19
so what were you watching?
SaMmIMonster96 6
I bet it was Twilight.. *facepalm* okay, can I kill Robert Pattinson now? Please?
micahsmommy 13
He's just not that into you.
Jen1030 0
Why would you want to know what she was watching...?
electrorange 13
Maybe he is hard of hearing!!!