Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Classy
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Disinterested
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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mpsteve137 15
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
Vekzzza 6
Actions speak louder than words??
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Comments (88)
Pelreskovich 11
Don't force him to say it.. If he does he'll say it.. The last thing you want to do is get annoying. Don't rush!
MrsUresti 8
#27 ohh I see thanks :))
studdmuffin1990 7
So very true. Someone will tell u they love u but it should come from there own free will and from the heart. Not cuz someone put them on the spot and freaked them out
xxmel 6
Why would you just ask him if he loved you? "Hey boyfriend, you love me, right?!"
iloveweed69 7
LOL what a great boyfriend :-)
micahsmommy 13
Why do girls do this? If the guy loves you he'll tell you and show you when he's ready. And if he's already told you and you have to question whether it's true, watching TV is not the time to have that discussion.
spluudge 4
Thank you. At least there is one girl who gets it.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
66. And she is a MILF to top it off
micahsmommy 13
I think I get it because I probably did the same thing when I was a teenager. (which apparently most people on FML still are) of course I learned that as long as I love me I don't need worry about love from anyone else, it'll just come natural.
Axipiter 24
Amen!
Jackasss_fml 14
I hate when the girl asks you this irritating question. I mean what the hell kinda question is that, I mean its not a yes or no question. And you are not strong enough to take NO as an answer. So if we are doomed to say " yes" then why even bother to ask?
hateevryone 14
there's your answer.
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Maybe he was Watchin his favorite show... If he does love you he'll let you know
momo1972 3
STOP TALKING DURING BIG BANG THEORY!!!! women are do rude these days
Calyx_fml 21
You got your answer.
SluggerJ 7
Never ask your boyfriend if he love's you. We will tell you when we are ready or we'll show you, Plus if he spends time with you that mean's he dose. From a boy