Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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KarolBee
United States
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom
Classy
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
lily
United States
Disinterested
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Nomoresandwish
United States
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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mpsteve137 15
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
Vekzzza 6
Actions speak louder than words??
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Comments (88)
vanusmc1991 2
Haha, this is hilarious, think we would get along perfectly he probably just enjoys your reaction!
snafu63 0
you sound like the type of woman who asks if he's going to propose. let happen naturally. ydi
phantumgrey 6
Why do women want to talk at all the wrong times
graphicstyle7 17
I thought men played "hard to get" like that. THEY DON'T.... He does not love you. I know it hurts. Please don't waste your time with someone like this, find someone who will say it back, every day. I put up with crap like that for years, now I have a boyfriend who SAYS HE LOVES ME ALL THE TIME! Leave him.
FML5499 4
Atleast he didn't say "no", that would have sucked.
skyeyez9 24
No more sex for him! Sounds like he is using you. You are Better off without him.
dudette2 9
And you still haven't dumped him?
chlobear3 0
if my boyfriend did that he wouldnt get sex for a very long time...
pegleg007 2
Op is one of those women that asks her BF if he loves her multiple times a day.
glenysrod17 0
My boyfriend did that too :(