Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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KarolBee
United States
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom
Classy
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
lily
United States
Disinterested
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
kj1
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Nomoresandwish
United States
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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mpsteve137 15
Well at least he didn't try and mute you.
Vekzzza 6
Actions speak louder than words??
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Comments (88)
Kassy72 0
His heart is a stero
redbluegreen 40
Unplug it.
ThatGuyRory 9
Or, turn it up?
IntoTheClouds 42
I'd be annoyed if my significant other asked me that during a television show, OP.
zizoooooooo 4
well he doesn't love.
poloswagggirl 5
Shitt.... FYL.
Whydoyouask 11
Why would you ask that in the first place? 1) If you ask that all the time YDI 2) If he doesn't treat you right on a regular basis, and you don't know how to have enough self respect to leave the relationship YDI 3) If he has to reasure you all the time due to your insecurities YDI
goodfella925 0
At least he didn't point the remote at you and push the volume down or pushed mute....
TrashCan69 2
Now that one made me laugh!!!
abby_abomination 0
Yea when I was with my ex I asked him if he loved me... He ripped a piece of duct tape off the roll he was playing with and tapes my mouth shut. Yepp. Good stuff
victoria114 6
Probs a lie
CaptainPickles72 18
Though rude, that is pretty funny! There are 3 things that can happen when you ask someone if they love you. 1. They say it back and mean it. 2. They say it back and don't mean it. They only said it so you won't feel bad. 3. They don't say and nobody wins. Lesson: let them say it on their own, don't ask and put them on the spot.
handsclean_fml 1
there are moments for everything maybe he was deep into ...what he was watching .
jillybean555 5
Maybe he didn't hear you?