Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML
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Ringmaster1
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And who says all men think about is sex.
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Kitola
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Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
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121842
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Pfft, xD Too hilarious
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realggirl
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Yeah, or at least it was the first 100 times. I am getting so sick of FMLS that go "Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when he started doing something else entirely unrelated. FML." I mean it's getting really cliche.
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elektrik_fml
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i know. i honestly don't even believe this.
NOBODY WOULD STOP HAVING SEX FOR SUCH A POINTLESS REASON!
people are just copying all the other ones.
"Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of having sex, and suddenly he left to go ____________. Apparently, __________ is more important to my boyfriend than me. FML."
NOBODY WOULD STOP HAVING SEX FOR SUCH A POINTLESS REASON!
people are just copying all the other ones.
"Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of having sex, and suddenly he left to go ____________. Apparently, __________ is more important to my boyfriend than me. FML."
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Fop
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I would stop having sex for such a stupid reason. Then again I would only have sex for children, not pleasure like most others.
@OP, he's a keeper imo.
@OP, he's a keeper imo.
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fuckmyparents
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Stop visiting the site.
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anotherdamnkid
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what the fuck is wrong with you? only having sex to make children?
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FarSide
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That must be some real boring, sorry stuff you got there OP.
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jcooh0lla
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Good point, but my story is true. he was mad stoned and just got the munchies, i think it's hilarious
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jcooh0lla
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get over yourself..this is true, and i think its hilarious. it was good enough to make the site too, so quit bashing it. i love my boyfriend and when he's stoned he makes amazing cookies :) and i LOVE my life, haters.
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yolifesucks
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if you guys get married he'll be the one doing the cooking instead of you. Thats one good thing :D
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LOLYLIF
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Cookies > Sex
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divineinstrument
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Thank god the OP replied to assure us that the FML is not fake... I am also REALLY fed up of these comments stating the FML must be fake, for stupid reasons like something similar to it has already been on this site.
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bgukusa00
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haha this is too weird i would never only have sex for reproduction
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clarkson_fml
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have u ever wondered if he was gay since he takes up baking instead of sex?
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l3El2Tl2AlVl
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Dude I would. I mean Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies..... They last for days. Sex.... between 5 min and a half hour.
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rockmyworld
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what kinda sex r u having?
jk :P well, not really..
i cracked up before i heard he was stoned, but that makes it even more funny! =D
You have betty crocker for a bf. at least, when he's high..hm, i wonder what was in the cookies besides chocolate chips?
jk :P well, not really..
i cracked up before i heard he was stoned, but that makes it even more funny! =D
You have betty crocker for a bf. at least, when he's high..hm, i wonder what was in the cookies besides chocolate chips?
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HeAdHvNtErZ
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lol its probably true cookies are soo good baked . . . and sex wouldnt even be equal atm
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Jitterman
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Heh heh... in a similar light my ex and I did something like this one night, while making batches of chocolate chip cookies... we'd go at it for 10-15 minutes, then swap cookie sheets. Made for a very interesting evening :D
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aziatic
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Yeah, this guy must be gay - baking during the middle of sex with a woman? No straight guys going to do that, unless he REALLY doesn't like this girl or has is in the lowest one percent for sex drive
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frenchyhater
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why the fuck would you do that are you gay
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frenchyhater
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are you gay your dumb as fuck
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kewlguy23
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OH COME ONE DONT BE MAD!
ITS CHOCLATE CHIP!
ITS CHOCLATE CHIP!
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bleedingrainbows
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well... you can have some of the cookies too!!! :D
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livietisme
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if you liked it put it on mlia not fml
fml- bad funny things that happen
mlia- good funny things that happen
fml- bad funny things that happen
mlia- good funny things that happen
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heartless_fml
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agreed.
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m0tl3ycru3
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How manly...
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Rouge_Plague
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Now we know where his loyalty lies.....
and what he really wants
and what he really wants
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lexiBRo
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damn.. your bf must be a min man because it definitely takes most modern ovens like a min or so to preheat..lol
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GravyIsYummy
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Uh, no. My oven is only 2 years old and it takes damn near 20 minutes to preheat.
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MK1029
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Does your oven have downs syndrome or are you just preheating it with your breath?
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well_this_sucks
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its the preheat looove xD haha
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CyclonePsycho
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lolwut? :O
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wtfxval
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Dude, that sucks!
i would have been super pissed.
i would have been super pissed.
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omgitsafly
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that doesn't suck; it sounds heavenly.
sex and chocolate chip cookies, what more can you ask for.
she is either an unappreciative girlfriend...or someone who copies the other million FMLs about the same idea.
sex and chocolate chip cookies, what more can you ask for.
she is either an unappreciative girlfriend...or someone who copies the other million FMLs about the same idea.
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Kgirl2cute
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haha 68, my thoughts exactly (:
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Ringmaster1
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And who says all men think about is sex.
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xHaniffax
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No....just chocolate chip cookies apparently!
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Kitola
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Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
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iLoveTeraaa
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fake
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iBimmer
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YDI for having sex.
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ChrisWasHere
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What are you? Five?
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divineinstrument
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It's funny because iBimmer and ChrisWasHere are both stupid trolls
TROLL FIGHT!!!
TROLL FIGHT!!!
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posampo
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lol let the stupid comments begin ^_^
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greenltrn2003
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COOKIES!!!
maybe he knew how long he would last. and obviously he wantd some cookies after sex...its all in the planning!
maybe he knew how long he would last. and obviously he wantd some cookies after sex...its all in the planning!