Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly...

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Ringmaster1 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

And who says all men think about is sex.

Kitola 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

Naked cookie baking? WIN!!

Comments

swooshq 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:09

Sweet! Cookies!

xxlillyxx 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:10

i know i mean really!!! it more of a YDI beacuse it was something nince and thoughtful....

akiro525 3

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:10

maybe he was high? and anyway after sex you had cookies... your life is fine.

epaisseur 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:12

He bakes cookies for you while having sex, what more could you want?... I'd say YDI but that man is much too sweet for you.

xxlillyxx 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:12

i know i got the munchies when i was high.... wait u ddnt hear that!!!!!!!

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:14

may i have some cookie? :D

fmh123 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:18

Lol they are probably have been with eachother for a longtime

vaiho 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:45

cute reply

LPxDC 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:30

whats so bad about this? He was hungry let the man go make something. This sounds fake tbh

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:33

Yay for creative FML! I doubt its real, but good job!

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:35

maybe he's gay?

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