By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML
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jamieawhughes 9
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if this isn't relationship goals I don't know what is

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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And now you know she's the one you are going to marry. I fail to see the problem.

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jamieawhughes 9
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if this isn't relationship goals I don't know what is

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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And now you know she's the one you are going to marry. I fail to see the problem.

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Costales_fml 7

I don't see the problem here. I suggest you marry her before it's too late.

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NicH1799 20
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I marked you deserve it, because everyone deserves cookies.

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bsshooter 14

agreed number 5

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Seeya55 31
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This is something I'd share too! Don't want to forget a great plan in the heat of the moment!

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Yudith_fml 6
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Chips Ahoy... (Homer drooling).

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tibtak_fml 10
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YDI but in a good way ;)

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Frabens 1
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You came for a different reason reason other than sex ;)

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HighasaCloud 46

That's the joke (fml)

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TiggyBonkers 32
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Isn't this a meme?

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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Yes, it's the nut button meme. Was thinking the same thing.

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moocowmilk0 19

I don't see what the problem is she sounds perfect

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