FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By youngsamoo92 - / Wednesday 7 December 2016 04:32 / United States - Houston

Intimacy

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By jamieawhughes | 9

#6721440 - Sunday 11 December 2016 13:39

if this isn't relationship goals I don't know what is

By Dat_Class_Tho | 26

#6721441 - Sunday 11 December 2016 13:41

And now you know she's the one you are going to marry. I fail to see the problem.

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By fireblazes | 5

#6721438 - Sunday 11 December 2016 13:17

Me too, after reading that.

By jamieawhughes | 9

#6721440 - Sunday 11 December 2016 13:39

if this isn't relationship goals I don't know what is

By Dat_Class_Tho | 26

#6721441 - Sunday 11 December 2016 13:41

And now you know she's the one you are going to marry. I fail to see the problem.

By Costales_fml | 7

#6721451 - Sunday 11 December 2016 14:10

I don't see the problem here. I suggest you marry her before it's too late.

By NicH1799 | 20

#6721454 - Sunday 11 December 2016 14:25

I marked you deserve it, because everyone deserves cookies.

bsshooter | 14

#6721572 - Sunday 11 December 2016 23:22

agreed number 5

TexasGirl24 | 15

#6721652 - Monday 12 December 2016 6:18

Me too XD

By chyiochan | 27

#6721456 - Sunday 11 December 2016 14:31

This is something I'd share too! Don't want to forget a great plan in the heat of the moment!

By Yudith_fml | 6

#6721458 - Sunday 11 December 2016 14:39

Chips Ahoy... (Homer drooling).

By tibtak_fml | 10

#6721459 - Sunday 11 December 2016 14:39

YDI but in a good way ;)

By Frabens | 1

#6721480 - Sunday 11 December 2016 16:34

You came for a different reason reason other than sex ;)

HighasaCloud | 46

#6721482 - Sunday 11 December 2016 17:00

That's the joke (fml)

udderbutter | 15

#6721573 - Sunday 11 December 2016 23:36

Are you 12?

By TiggyBonkers | 32

#6721481 - Sunday 11 December 2016 17:00

Isn't this a meme?

VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#6721862 - Monday 12 December 2016 18:48

Yes, it's the nut button meme. Was thinking the same thing.

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