Animals: Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a...

By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By pritch44 - 17/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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You deserved it 4 052

By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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Lexipants 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:08

Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.

firefox9778 20

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:09

Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?

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jdawg2000 9

Monday 18 May 2015 13:02

**** you. Those were poor innocent rabbits

Echoa21 18

Monday 18 May 2015 15:27

Kinda hard for the mother to find them when she's been turned into mush

bruh3572 2

Monday 18 May 2015 19:30

Haha omg idk if I find this funny or sad... I'm conflicted

tattoosandtea 5

Monday 18 May 2015 22:20

worse for the rabbits dude.

fleaguss 14

Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:10

Rabbit Stew tonight?

Cbethkid 15

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:03

My cousin was mowing his lawn and he ran over 6-8 baby bunnies...

A1NoSauce 17

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:41

OMG THATS HORRIBLE.

Tokumai 6

Wednesday 20 May 2015 3:25

am I the only one that laughed ;-;

mikey7 13

Wednesday 20 May 2015 14:03

OH MY GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING

mwali02 32

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:25

This was awful. :(

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Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

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