Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
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Top comments
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
jdawg2000 9
**** you. Those were poor innocent rabbits
Echoa21 18
Kinda hard for the mother to find them when she's been turned into mush
bruh3572 2
Haha omg idk if I find this funny or sad... I'm conflicted
tattoosandtea 5
worse for the rabbits dude.
fleaguss 14
Rabbit Stew tonight?
Cbethkid 15
My cousin was mowing his lawn and he ran over 6-8 baby bunnies...
A1NoSauce 17
OMG THATS HORRIBLE.
Tokumai 6
am I the only one that laughed ;-;
mikey7 13
OH MY GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING
mwali02 32
This was awful. :(