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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By pritch44 - 17/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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Lexipants 21

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:08

Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.

firefox9778 20

Sunday 17 May 2015 6:09

Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?

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kentuckybitch 4

Thursday 21 May 2015 12:49

You cruel mother ******. That's why you check first!! I hope that happens to you.

Musickal 16

Tuesday 9 June 2015 11:40

Bit harsh, given that it was an accident, don't you think? What if they had accidentally struck an animal in the road while driving their car? Would you be calling for their death then? Being so hateful is surely unhealthy for you. You might want to lighten up a bit before you give yourself an ulcer or something!

Perfectly_Killer 14

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:54

I did that once and it scared the shit out of me so bad that I refused to mow for 3 weeks.

tcg14e 6

Sunday 28 February 2016 1:55

lmao that's the greatestimate story ever lmao

Rababco 29

Tuesday 10 May 2016 6:41

Those poor bunny rabbits! I'm sorry OP, that must've been horrible.

Triangle6757 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:04

It's a hoard a wild Bunearys living in the tall grass

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