By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States
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Yeah, this is most likely fake. 1. How can you not tell if you're about to weedwhack a pile of shit? 2. Even if you somehow managed to weedwhack a pile of shit on accident, it wouldn't "proceed to fling in your face." If anything it would just get on your legs. The only way it would go in your face is if you were laying down and weedwhacking or you turned the weedwhacker so that it was spinning perpendicular to the ground instead of parallel like it's supposed to. Either way, you're an idiot.
#60: Only the "Today" and "FML" parts are necessary. I doubt editors would go around inserting pointless words. And if it was added for consistency, all the FMLs would say "proceeded to [insert a ton of verbs that could be replaced with one verb]". That would suck.