By Anonymous - 26/8/2020 05:03 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Some guys have all the luck

Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
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By  millsjoshua949  |  12

I'm a bit confused by this. Your brother sounds like an idiot and none of his methods would appeal to a woman. So are you upset that he's an idiot or that he's getting married?

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  BMXDude22  |  11

Pay no mind Ambrily, millsjoshua949 makes THE DUMBEST comments. He or she never understands ANYTHING. I go looking for them, it's always dumb stuff like "I don't get this, you put a cake in an oven? Im confused, what?" It's a wonder people like them can figure out how to turn on a computer.

By  Brightside86  |  18

That's actually really clever way of using cunningham's law to engage the girl. People love being right. So giving them an opportunity to correct you is near irresistible.

Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."