Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, at my job as a sailing instructor, I had to stop kids from getting their asses sucked by a pool filter. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
No need to be so anal about it.
3040evan 2
Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.
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Comments (142)
lovepandorasaver 11
Samwell song in my head made me take this less seriously than I should have.
doglover100 29
I'm ashamed of my generation sometimes.
OtherSideStoryOf 3
What. The Actual. ****.
skyeyez9 25
Probably shoving those weighted torpedo toys that glide in the water up their poopers.
skyeyez9 25
Wow. When I was a kid, we joked around in the pool by dunking each other, splashing water in their face or doing a cannonball and trying to splash a sunbather as we hit the water.....times have changed alot.
anarchistpunk 3
I hate my generation even more if they think this is appropriate.
mckels 2
What the hell?
ramseytt69 8
If parents would step up and be the parent more than the friend stuff like this wouldn't happen!
Joui_fml 11
That could be kinda hot, depending.
the_true_batman 10
Amercians.