By kaitlyna15 - 01/08/2012 01:54 - United States - Bellevue

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
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3040evan 2

Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.

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perdix 29

So, what you are saying is that behavior would be appropriate at an adults-only facility?

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arty777 8

Well, no one has to explain it the guys in my class who do the act EVERY GODDAMN DAY. Now how old were these boys? The ones I know are 15-16.

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SwordOfTheSky 4

You mean they're ******* each other, or shoving items up each other's asses? Lol

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talloctopus 7

There gay, they love shit shoved up their asses.. Haha.

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Kajol123 5

Is it just me, but when OP wrote "life-guarding" I thought of like a superhero guarding their lives.

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Brutal_Bunny 9

You're a strange one. That said, it would be great fun for lifeguards to wear superhero costumes. Nothing fancy; just a cape and a swimsuit featuring a picture of a person drowning with a line through it. Or, I guess, in the OP's case, a picture of buttsex with a line through it. The job description of a lifeguard is sort of broad nowadays, eh?

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baseballgirl25 6

I know how you feel, i work at a water park. Just tell them behave or I'm kicking you out.

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