Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, at my job as a sailing instructor, I had to stop kids from getting their asses sucked by a pool filter. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
No need to be so anal about it.
3040evan 2
Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.
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Comments (142)
Brutal_Bunny 9
Now, did you really have to explain it? Perhaps simply escorting the butt monkeys off the premises to practice such recreational behavior elsewhere would have done the trick.
xxDefiantxx 0
The awkward moment when...
conor12 5
I dont want to live on this planet anymore
Epikouros 32
You're right, it's inappropriate to complain about getting anal.
SpaceCadet87 0
HAAA! Beat me to this!
daytoday21 10
Also they're going to get things stuck. Then they'll be sorry x)
csi_fml 19
Imagine having to go to the ER and explain how it happened
zuelhater 7
.......... What the hell were they thinking?!
leilaostara 1
It would have been funnier if one of them was your son.
kaitlyna15 3
I'm only 17 and I have to go to the same school with them in the fall...
brianax36 14
I swear the majority of the next generation will be mentally retarded if they aren't already.
courk94 6
All I can say is wow 8-O jst wow
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
Lol I did this is wallmart with my friends while yelling rape..actually pretty fun lmao