Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
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Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
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Fx13mz 7
They see me rollin'...
Tristyxxx 24
was she okay?
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Comments (74)
BountyBass 13
You are a douche
SomeFMLPerson 0
^ Whoa it's OP! :o
livlafluv100 2
op, just wondering, wouldn't you ask her before you helped her? if I was the person in the wheelchair, I would be a little creeped out if someone came up randomly behind me and I didn't know who they were
fmlsaresofunnyy 8
OMG!!! Is the wheelchair and the ground okay???!
kleider1 9
Cuz you know, it's not like the lady matters or anything right
fmlsaresofunnyy 8
Lol of course i care about the old lady it was just a joke :)
fashionistaGirll 0
Another "sarcastic" joke? Fail..
erobus707 0
Come on people he's not that big of a douche :D Sorry dude you kinda are...
skylerXx 6
Poor old lady ate it... Oh well. You at least helped out of good intention. Even if it did end up horribly wrong making you look like an asshole.
Chilibean33 0
U had good intentions but damn that sucks.
iAmScrubs 19
The woman travelled twenty feet onto a backyard trampoline. She then bounced off the trampoline onto an airplane which took her to the Sahara Desert where she fell off onto a camel. The camel travelled 8 kilometers until it bent down for the water and the lady was flung into a pillow truck. The pillow truck then crashed and she was sent flying to a mattress store in Uzbekistan.
mk58 31
And then she landed on a mattress and fell asleep.
Person1233 13
and never woke up.
sporkman 0
Hardcore parkour.
marmots 0
Bad things happen to good people :/
snafu63 0
ask first dumbass.
VictorianBabe 8
That's what happens when you do good things.
AnagenisisZagus 13
I do hope you had at first asked to aid her, went to the extent of apologising on hands and knees until she spared you with the dirty look alone, or "it's okay" as you helped her up, of course.