Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
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Fx13mz 7
They see me rollin'...
Tristyxxx 24
was she okay?
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Comments (74)
canzonetta 16
You could have asked her if she needed help? Just like you don't just grab some old lady's groceries to help her carry them. You ask. But it's still kind of you that you thought of helping.
Captain0bv10us 0
Sorry mate :( Hopefully it all blows over. Gravity is such a bitch!
metallicarnage 0
They see me fallin
AmethystRain 20
Sounds more like your co-workers are the douches. At least you offered to help while they just stood around. Sorry for your bad luck though.
cooperd52 6
How do they even know if you left work
aPieceOfFruit 16
"So what you do today?" "nothing much, went to work, threw an old lady on the ground, ate a bagel...." "what what was that last one?" "ate a bagel?" *Sigh* "never mind......."
woody768 0
YDI for trying to help a old women in a wheelchair. They are the pure essence of evil!!!
Arch27 27
I know how you feel. I was helping a blind man down a snowy, icy sidewalk in the middle of winter. Like an idiot, I told him to "watch out" for a large patch of ice. Of course he slipped on it.
Daederoth 10
You are a douce, their are some things you just can't do even if it's an accident. Dumping someone out of a wheelchair is one of those things.
AriadneBelle 3
You should trust #78, he has tried to "accidentally" dump people out of wheelchairs in every possible way. It's a hobby, if you will. Obsession if you won't. If he can't do it, there's no way you succeeded.
For_Real_Deal 0
Good job.