Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
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Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
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Fx13mz 7
They see me rollin'...
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was she okay?
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Comments (74)
Friaza 29
YDI for trying to steal a little old lady's wheelchair because you broke the one in your office.
sparklecherry 4
You are a huge douche.
NanH 5
If you didn't ask her if she wanted your help first, you are a huge douche.
HomeAl0ne 20
Next time scream out "In the nayme of Jayzus I command you to walk!". Then it will be her fault for not praying enough.
Skroal_stomper 5
Very lame
kbt13 0
Wheelchairs are fun to roll around in but you didnt have to try and steal hers.
YouKnoDatRapper 0
im glad im not u
lol_ironic_life 9
:( We know you meant well! Though I can't help, but feel bad for the poor lady :(
yoursweetmother 3
Why would you push someone without asking? Would you go up behind someone who wasn't in a wheelchair and shove them?
Mattw2791 0
Douche
FeistyKitten 3
Ok you're a ******* retard. You don't EVER grab someone's chair. Its like grabbing on to another person's hips. That chair is part of us, and you don't touch it without asking. You're a prick.