That's exactly why I will take my children to obedience class when they are little. "Sit! Stay... Good girl." *gives a cookie*

No! Bad girl! No dig! *Aggressively clicks training clicker, with a butt hurt frown of disapproval*

I prefer to spray my child with a water bottle . Positive enforcement with treats like Cheeze-its

my mom did too... when she was raising my sister and me, if we did any shit like that, she would grab us and leave. we cried... a lot... but we learned fast

This is the best thing I have read all day!!!! Hahaha

No shit...

Not all the time. Do you think its some parents fault that their child becomes mass murderers? Some influence is the people that the child hangs out with but sometimes those "friends" look like nice kids.

Yeah, the word "usually" is there for a reason.

Sorry. Read it too fast. :d

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

Then steal the teeth for illicit tooth fairy money!!

Who cares about extremities, here? It's not like they won't be losing them all soon, anyway.

Just puke. Won't kill you.