Kids, Gross and Health: Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids...

By alostr1 - 06/02/2015 17:32 - United States

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running and screaming. One of them stopped right beside me, turned to face me, and threw up in my lap. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:16

I would have puked all over the kid, involuntarily of course. I've got a weak stomach when it comes to puke...

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:17

It's annoying how some parents don't control their kids when they are running around, screaming.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:16

I would have puked all over the kid, involuntarily of course. I've got a weak stomach when it comes to puke...

Eliseopwns 22

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:17

Ruthless.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:17

It's annoying how some parents don't control their kids when they are running around, screaming.

Welshite 39

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:23

That's exactly why I will take my children to obedience class when they are little. "Sit! Stay... Good girl." *gives a cookie*

Just_A_Tree 20

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:40

No! Bad girl! No dig! *Aggressively clicks training clicker, with a butt hurt frown of disapproval*

devildog562 33

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:56

I prefer to spray my child with a water bottle . Positive enforcement with treats like Cheeze-its

marcmaralou 15

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:00

my mom did too... when she was raising my sister and me, if we did any shit like that, she would grab us and leave. we cried... a lot... but we learned fast

zombiekiller52 24

Saturday 7 February 2015 4:18

This is the best thing I have read all day!!!! Hahaha

travellingfun 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:18

That kid definitely knew what he was doing, feel sorry for you OP.

sh07 28

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:24

AHzulu 25

Saturday 7 February 2015 7:14

No shit...

bryce0110 23

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:25

I can't really imagine that...

feven 32

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:25

An entire room. You'd think he'd find a better puking spot than your lap.

MegasaurusRex89 28

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:39

Kids are just the worst sometimes. And the parents are usually the reason.

HyunnK 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:59

Not all the time. Do you think its some parents fault that their child becomes mass murderers? Some influence is the people that the child hangs out with but sometimes those "friends" look like nice kids.