Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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Savra_fml 17
Come up with a comeback that would embarass him and have some fun with it. If you can't think of anything, spin around and kick him in the nuts saying "that's for making me hurt, bitch! Who's hurting now?" Then just walk out without buying anything. After a few kicks in the balls and an empty fridge, intelligence permitting, he should stop. But seriously, you could have a lot of fun of your own with this. YDI & YLS for not doing anything.
puddin128 1
Dump his dumbass.
SouthernKiller 4
Grade A material right there. Go ahead n send out the Wedding invites!!
danny9246 0
Sorry you don't have a sense of humor.
taazer 12
Ahh come on i think this is humor!.. :) just take revege say like: omg you cant touch your dick and then touch the tomatoes etc... :D
Chad_the_Brony 0
He makes himself look like a bad person when he says he's going to hit hit you.
Boygenius50 8
159-I believe you dropped your sarcasm detector, should I go pick it up for you?
Alexisthebestest 16
How is it abusive? It's stupid to break up with someone over something not serious. If you dump someone for every little thing, you'll be forever alone.
chevyfreak23 5
My boyfriend says stuff like that to me too. So I know how you feel.
pookberry 4
Next time he says that make sure no ones looking then slap yourself hold your face and yell oww really loud :D
beebeeL 1
Idk whether to laugh or be mad for you! Maybe I'll laugh w a mean mug on my face (>:[
cmayo 3
He's trying to be funny. At least play along, you dumb bitch.