Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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CyonideCyns 0
I think you should lighten up a little OP :) just play along some time or something, like my boyfriend when we're in the store he'll wait for people to walk by and say "Man, I have to take the biggest shit right now" or "Dude, look at this *insert grocery here*! You think I could fit it in my ass?* I wouldn't love him if he didn't because it's funny and it makes me smile, we also have pretend fights occasionally. To me it's fun, but maybe this boyfriend isn't the right guy for you, maybe you should just find someone with a sense of humor more similar to yours?
karaaa16 0
You need to dump him before he sends you to jail.
swheat25 5
I just laughed for 10 minutes! That's awesome!
blacksswan 10
You need to dump your boyfriend if he is not willing to understand his jokes aren't cute. Find yourself a man who will respect you not only when it's just the two of you but also in public. If you don't stand up for yourself than it's your fault. You are allowing this to continue to happen. If you are one of those girls who think if she leaves her current boyfriend, she wont survive if she doesn't find another one. Don't think like that. A better one is bound to come along.
SorrowFull 8
It sounds psychological abuse, you should dump him. He might only be "kidding" right now, but later it might turn into physical abuse. If he goes out of his way to get you into trouble, he doesn't actually care about you. He is just trying to control you.
xXkingmikeXx 5
Ydi if you actually stole stuff.
xXkingmikeXx 5
Ydi if you actually stole stuff.
El_PeN_Is_ 1
You lots give on the kind of prank she should pull herself. But this isn't a good idea. It won't stop him. The best is to outsmart him. 1st case scenario: "Try it a**hole, and we'll see if I give you the fisting you like so much next time I handcuff you to my bed." 2nd case scenario: "I dunno darling. I guess it depends if you pay for the stuff down your pants."
raerae1995 6
Why are you dating an asshole?
HEYpumpkin83 0
WHATS WRONG WITH HIM!?