Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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hellnosucka 27
That is honestly the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.
Alexis2742 31
Public restrooms ftw
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GodsPunchingBag 9
you kind of deserve it for just plopping down like that without even looking first, especially in a public restroom.. did you back into the stall or just perform the whole maneuver with your eyes closed?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
She couldn't hold it and just had to go.
MandieL 27
I think I'd rather be covered in my own loss, than someone else's shit.
MandieL 27
Piss*
mads_nicole 19
Nope nope nope
Jesmassimo 21
Always abide by this rule : if it's a public restroom of ANY kind (idc if it is in the white house) for females obviously, you should always hover. NEVER sit down on a restroom toilet. A plane, a train, **** even a motor home. Never sit!
NatalieBrown 5
Women that hover are the worst. If you hover, you'll most likely piss on the seat, and because there's now piss on the seat, you'll hover. It's a vicious cycle that women need to get out of because it's impossible to piss on the seat if you actually sit on it properly. I shouldn't have to clean up other people's piss before I sit down.
SPN_lover666 27
Women who hover are disgusting. You're the reason there is always piss on the seats, not the women who sit properly. Just wipe the seat and sit down.
whysojealous 18
#40 and #50 not if you are like me and have super hover skills! Never pissed on a seat! (not sure whether this is a great achievement to be proud of)
GeorgiaBea 28
Women who hover are literally the reason FMLs like this exist. If you say properly then there wouldn't be stuff everywhere. And what exactly is it that everyone is afraid of? Unless you sit down directly after someone gets up, then the chances of you getting whatever you are afraid are very small. Bacteria and viruses can't live outside the body for very long.
whysojealous 18
#70 It's just because public toilets arn't the cleanest of places and since it's public, I dunno if some nasty crap was there and I'm unaware. Although to be fair I am a clean freak because of they way I was brought up so Yeh.
countryb_cth 38
They have toilet seat covers in the bathrooms. Put a few down and you won't be touching the seat. I can't stand hoveres, especially because they always get pee on the seat. Like put a whole roll of toilet paper down or whatever but sit the **** down. Woman do not have aim.
whysojealous 18
#90 I live in the UK and we don't have seat covers so we don't have a choice. If we did have them then I wouldn't hover then. Also, I would hover and take a shit cause that's just awkward in so many ways...
whysojealous 18
Oops I ran out of time to edit. What I meant to say was #90 I live in the UK and we don't have seat covers so we don't have a choice. If we did have them then I wouldn't hover then. Also, I wouldn't hover and take a shit cause that's just awkward in so many ways. Furthermore if there is tissue, I would cover the toilet but how can I do that when there is no toilet paper? Like dude, are you seriously getting annoyed at me cause I just hover? Like chill, just cause you hover, doesn't mean you make a mess and you don't clean up of you do make a mess.
dideldoodles 17
That's pretty shitty
Sanguinairius 33
Seems like someone else had a frantic, desperate moment too OP, sorry you got to land in their..leftovers :P That sucks.
Amama_fml 30
I literally gagged when I read this. So nasty!
ourtneyc 14
I am so sorry
andrmac 25
In the number of years of your life you always always always look before you squat! This goes with look before you leap. I would say FYL but you kinda even in your desperation deserve it for not looking first.
deejflat 17
Sounds like someone else was "running" late
sloth115 18
I bet the rest of her day was shitty