Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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hellnosucka 27
That is honestly the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.
Alexis2742 31
Public restrooms ftw
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Comments (101)
katluvr 22
I have never been so focused on the need to urinate that I could overlook such a circumstance. Years of parenting taught me to check bathroom needs before leaving the house, getting in line, basically anything. It's easier to prevent an emergency than to clean up a mess. Plan ahead.
nomrana 14
It's always warmer when someone else sat before you.
c10rider 8
sounds like a shitty situation
OrganicSistah 17
This why I NEVER sit on a public toilet no matter how bad I have to go. You can always pop a squat! That is truly disgusting.
corky1992 33
Which is usually why there is a mess to begin with lol.
samlovesham1234 9
That's even worse than pee on the seat. Ugh!
lilycups 11
Who actually sits down in public restrooms?
drrobotnik1 18
YDI for sitting in diarrhea.
PatriarchalTaxi 2
I think that might be one of those rare circumstances where it's more hygienic to just piss yourself! 0.o
howbout_thisone 13
I just....eww...
Mean_Girl 5
ugh. Have fun with the stomach flu coming up? :(