Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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hellnosucka 27
That is honestly the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.
Alexis2742 31
Public restrooms ftw
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Comments (101)
gamermonster 34
puns about shit incoming
sweetbliss3 37
this is why you always check, no matter how bad you have to go. also, did your nose not work, bc that's a strong smell to just ignore?
fpants2010 18
People that do that are so disgusting and inconsiderate!
Cadeth 13
That sounds like a pretty shitty situation.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Shut the **** up
kangasfwa 20
New Mexico? One time on a road trip during the night I really needed to take a dump right up until I pushed the bathroom stall door open. The rest stop itself looked terrible walking in but there was a shit fountain stained into the walls of that stall I looked in. My gut said, "Nope--not in here," and my bowel pressure miraculously disappeared.
Shannon98 16
That's why you don't sit directly on a public toilet seat.
Xion0014 20
Or perhaps mummify it xD
vikky538 29
Sometimes tour body gives you confusing signals OP
Lalala579121 28
The diarrhea wasn't from OP.
Gloomzz 26
What a shitty situation...
momo3p 22
Why do people on here hate puns
Mathalamus 25
Because most of the puns are the lamest things I have ever seen.
EvilKaa 17
People here don't hate all puns, just the bad ones. At least be clever if you're going to make a pun
MandieL 27
People hate the overused puns. FML posts a "shitty" FML almost on a daily basis. And on a daily basis you get a whole slew of people commenting on how shitty the situation is. It was probably a clever pun a few years ago. Not so much now.
CharismaGeek 19
There weren't any urinals?
mads_nicole 19
I believe by the name on this post that it was a girl
Steffi 26
There aren't any in most women's bathrooms.
whysojealous 18
#34 Most? I've NEVER seen a urinal in a woman's toilet, please correct me if I'm wrong (or am I being dumb and this is sarcasm...-_-)
Steffi 26
Some women's bathrooms used to be men's so they still have (sometimes functioning) urinals.