By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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Comments

Steve95401 49

At least he wasn't humping your leg lime a dog.

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pelletman67 16

You sound like a idiots I'd you think this is actually an FML

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CanadianChickie 9

You're calling him the child when you own a pillow pet?

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syki 22

I cannot believe you just said 'we.'

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lolthatscute 0

there should just be a "your boyfriend/girlfriend sucks" option next to "your life sucks"

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miZscrZee 0

People these days are SO IMMATURE. SMH..

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Hungry_Panda 3

I get the story but, how is this a FML?

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ajjucool 0

you keeping a UNICORN pillow pet isn't childish??

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Elysian101 0

This is not an FML. Not even a joke one...

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Zoranius 6

Well, he wants to have sex with you but told it in a weird way... :/

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