Exercise One
By blah - 02/06/2020 23:00

By blah - 02/06/2020 23:00
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
That dude is a pig. And a dog. And I'm guessing some kind of child, since his first thought was to dry hump you.
Find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Leave that manchild to dry hump his body pillow of himself.
Dump him. You can do so much better than that.
If a the guy I was with did that I’d dump his ass. But lucky for me he kisses my stomach and tells me I’m beautiful just the way I am while supporting MY wishes of losing weight and encourages me when I need to workout and have struggles finding the motivation. He reminds me with things I’ve said to him. Not things he comes up with. Find THAT type of man.
Let him try! It's cheaper than liposuction and cool sculpting, so if he even gets a little blubber off you, it would be a success.
No, my goal is usually to bring a different view of the story. The vast majority of the comments are easily predictable from the story itself and are cliche and not at all insightful. It would be nice if people had interesting replies to my comments and we could improvise off them.
right you are pencil dick. goodness gracious
He is not serious it was a joke, if he did not like your body, he would not be with you. Just have fun with him. Give him a nice kiss next time, and teach him what you like him to do next time. He will like that a lot.
What an a$$. I would get rid of him and find someone who appreciates you. What a pos.
You can definitely do better than him but unless you really love him leave him and find someone who appreciates you.
Keywords
Find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Leave that manchild to dry hump his body pillow of himself.
That dude is a pig. And a dog. And I'm guessing some kind of child, since his first thought was to dry hump you.