Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
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MiddleChild08 0
Look at it this way...at least it was clean cockroach...
Whats_Love09 0
Im hoping you showered... again. Without the roach this time.
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Comments (129)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Ok, I see a lot of "dirty shower" comments. Am I the only one who thought that maybe the shower wasn't necessarily really moldy and gross, just that he doesn't shower often enough to keep curious bugs away? Either way it’s disgusting!
Pastor_Rich 0
I smoke my roaches... blows out a bong hit
cryptopath 0
"Today I was hanging out in a loofah, and then out of nowhere this human picked it up and proceeded to wash themselves with it. With me still in it. FML"
f_u_u_f_f 0
These are usually funny, but this requires me to believe that a roach could actually talk, and that I would actually care what it had to say.
too_much_fun 0
yea
Pandasaur 0
Site's being weird. Ignore this please. :D
aaaaa2p 0
YDI for using a loofa.
skyeyez9 25
When I was a kid, I woke up early one morning and decided to go out and play. I put my bare foot in my shoe and felt something like peanut butter inbetween my toes. i pulled out my foot out and realized I squished a cockroach hiding in my shoe, bits and pieces of it were on my foot.
cheapsheep_fml 0
I just noticed that a man posted this. O: oh well.
fmylife0017 0
YDI for ignoring.
mytheyeless 1
I just invite you to see it from the roaches point of view. I bet that wasn't a pretty picture either.
17xVampx17 0
Roaches like to get clean too ya know...actually roaches are disturbingly clean, dirt and germs don't really stick to them as easily...