Moving home, Friends, Anxiety and Awkward: Get a grip

Get a grip

By Hopelesshomeless - 12/03/2013 18:35 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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You deserved it 2 928

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By BrokenAndHurt - 24/05/2016 12:28 - United States - Gilmanton

Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 848

You deserved it 1 437

Think before you move

By Anonymous - 29/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Waverly

Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 577

You deserved it 165

Cut the apron strings

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 890

You deserved it 304

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 087

You deserved it 223

Where to now?

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 05:55 - United States

Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 751

You deserved it 2 228

With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 10:00

Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 518

You deserved it 212

By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 677

You deserved it 4 160

By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 917

You deserved it 2 577

By peapapeanut - 15/07/2019 20:06

Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 692

You deserved it 161

ninjaqueen101 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:22

Overly Attached Daughter

a_lenzmeier 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:24

How could she do that? She already thought her friend was a hundred percent sure, hence the arrangement. It's not her fault her friend flaked last minute.

Comments

young_weezy_fml 3

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:22

you probably should have made sure she was 100% first

a_lenzmeier 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:24

How could she do that? She already thought her friend was a hundred percent sure, hence the arrangement. It's not her fault her friend flaked last minute.

MrBrightside21 20

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:50

Just like that girl in Miami was "100% sure" she was on the pill. But if there's one thing I've learned from this site... Shit happens. You can't always be "100% sure."

MrBrightside21 20

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:40

I wish how many "thumbs up's" I get on my comments didn't determine how bad of a person I am. 'Twas just a joke. I am your prey, I admit that to you, Mr. "YouAreMyPrey." Now let me go think of a clever comeback so I can feel superior to you. Until next time sir... until next time.

pmadNess 16

Wednesday 13 March 2013 11:10

#5- It's called securing a monetary deposit from the other party so wen they back out, one has time to find another roommate without having to dish out for someone else's bullshit.

ninjaqueen101 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:22

Overly Attached Daughter

jossii 19

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:54

I read "Ovary Attached Daughter", haha xD

iLike2Teabag 27

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:55

C'mon man. Have some class.

InfamousLastWord 9

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:59

The person that uses iLike2Teabag as their username, is telling someone else to have class.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:23

That isn't ready? Shouldn't "she" be there?

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:25

Didn't even notice. Thanks!

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:24

Sounds like someone you probably wouldn't want to room with anyways.

laughtersplay 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:01

No really? What gave it away?

Cartera 10

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:14

29 - The FML dumbass.

DefiningDivine 13

Wednesday 13 March 2013 18:20

36, I hope your joking. She was using sarcasm. Even if She was being a smartass.

martinez121797 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:24

Wow your just ******

Imhere4fml 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:28

You're

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:30

Hmm **** My life.. Yea, because posting it here doesn't tell us that op's were ****** in some way..

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:12

11-"imhere4fml" apparently you're here as grammar enforcement. Not needed but thanks for playing....

ilovedinosawers 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:27

33, neither are you so kindly GTFO. Kthnxbai.

ShannyAK 16

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:25

Maybe it was for the best op don't worry, maybe she should let you stay with her for a little until you get a place of your own

AngelSpit 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:57

umm what part of "parent's basement" didn't we understand?

Imhere4fml 24

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:27

Try to convince her ? Persuading her could be worth a try and might work. Unless she persuades you to move back with your parents. Your call OP!

zandalee 19

Wednesday 13 March 2013 6:01

I'd give up on her. I hate people who never challenge themselves in life. Staying living at home at that age?? She's either boring as ****, a total moron or a mummies girl. If she is too poor to leave home, that's a different story I guess.